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#MelbQuake - Finally We Have One!

So Melbournites can finally claim they survived an earthquake! In fact within an hour, you could buy the T-Shirt: 

Now this is what I love the most about people from Melbourne - their ability to poke a stick in the fire and stir things up. While the references to Federation Square and toppled deck furniture is wearing thin, there is some seriously funny shit out there on Twitter. Here are my personal faves:

• kar heng ‏@karheng
  Lol RT @MelbourneTalks: RT @samahhadid: #melbquake became a hashtag before the earthquake ended, oh tweeting will be our demise
• Rob ‏@Block145
  So Victoria has a giant crack huh? #melbquake
• Chris Urquhart ‏@chrisurquhart
  Hey I just met you...and this is quakey...if you were sleeping...then wakey wakey. #melbquake
• adam rozenbachs ‏@arozenbachs
  EARTHQUAKE UPDATE: Tsunami alert has been issued for those standing one centimetre from shoreline. #MelbQuake #Earthquake
• Metro Trains PR ‏@MetroTrains_PR
  Delays caused by tonight's #melbquake are expected to continue for the next two years. Please listen for announcements #metrotrains